a fan of jennifer aniston

6:do not think about other girls{i dont think this rule is necessary..if you are with jen once……you think of her even when you are with other girls.look at pitt.}

7:do not do anything stupid.

8:and most important of all:BRING HER HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

ok the rule number 8 was yet another ANI JOKE.

note:IF YOU WANT TO READ THE REST HERE IS THE LINK FER YOU:www.jennow.blogspot.com

friends,

i am new at wordpress and am currently loking for a job.that means i have very less time.thats why i give you the link of blogger.from 11 feburary….i am going to write here regurarly.isnt that great.

and this is just for jen fans:if you have anything to say about her.just post it at afoeoeoe@gmail.com

i will copy paste it in my blog.

thanks friends.

waiting for jens birthday.

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JENNIFER ANISTON..relationships ..sperm donor..and everything you wanted to know about her

January 12, 2008 by animeshkumar

in the movie “ALONG CAME POLLY”,on one ocassion polly prince{jennifer aniston}said to ben stiller:

“i have been living my life….ok..i have been in good relationships ..i have been in shitty ones..i have moved a lot..and i been happy…i have been sad..i have been lonely and thats what i have been doing”{i have very bad memory…may be one or two words were said differently}

and our vince vaughn said:”i am still friends with jennifer aniston”{again..he may have said one or two words differently..but what he meant was this}

and someone called animesh said:”i can live without oxygen for two minutes but without oxy-JEN i cant live even for a second”

and bad pit said:”i am sorry jen for ending our marriage”{ok..i made this one up..that was a lie.but i am not a liar…in words of jim carrey i am not a LIAR LIAR.in words of shakira and beyonce..a BEAUTIFUL LIAR.and in words of late eddie gurrero :”LIE CHEAT AND STEAL TO WIN}

ok..enough said.lets get some work done.all play and no work makes animesh a dull boy.

the last time i wrote..there were rumours of pregnant jennifer aniston.before that they said jen was going to adopt a baby.and now i read that jen wants one of her male friends to help her concieve a child.ok….i dont know who that sperm donor is.or who that mystery man in jens life is.all i want is jen to be happy always.and this is a perfect time for jen to have a baby…she has all the qualities that make a good mother.. she has a dream home…she has everything people.jen..the world is waiting.

and as i said earlier..this year 2008 is going to be the best ever year for jennifer aniston {and for millions of us jen fans}.

note:if any of you jennifer aniston fans wants to know anything new about jennifer anistonjust read this jen fan blog:
www.jennow.blogspot.com

THERE ARE MILLIONS OF SUCH SITES AND BLOGS WHICH CLAIM TO PROVIDE THE LATEST JEN NEWS BUT MY BLOG IS A BIT DIFFERENT.WHEN ALL OF THESE{i mean most of these}PROVIDE THE LATEST NEWS OF JEN…I PROVIDE THE LATE-EST NEWS.BUT FRIENDS THEY SAID SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE…{and when you are a jen fan you dont care whether you won or lost.all you want is jen to be happy always.}

here are two of the most recent posts:

Saturday, January 12, 2008

vince vaughn and jennifer aniston are still friends

now here’s something for you all jen fans…something which you all will find only at this blog:”did you know that ANI SHARES HIS BIRTHDAY WITH VINCE VAUGHN?”
{i came to know that only yesterday.when i was at vince’s wilkipedia}

i know the number on equestion in your mind is “who the hell is vince vaughn?”

AND ANOTHER POST:

Friday, January 11, 2008

jennifer aniston..sperm donor and………..

OMJ.
so,jen fans…
i read somewhere{may be plural of somewhere is somewheres..i read that at almost every jen news site}that jennifer aniston wants one of her male friends to help her conceive a child.and this brought back really sweet memories…jen…rachael…david schwimmer…ross..emma…those wonderful episodes of friends..and brad pitt…{i dont know why but to me still brad pitt is someone who once upon a time was happily married to a princess(polly prince…rachael..or jen.. you may call her anything}and i loved brad pitts friendly appearance on friends..in fact thats the only time i have enjoyed watching brad on tv}.

IF YOU WANT TO READ MORE SUCH POSTS THE LINK IS: www.jennow.blogspot.com

note:i am new at wordpress and soon start my jen news blog here too.

bye jen fans.

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rumors ..jennifer aniston and rumours

January 8, 2008 by animeshkumar

LIFE CYCLE OF A RUMOR:

when a man and woman meet..there are less chances of a child being born than a new rumour being born…and if you are a celebrity….

stages in the life cycle of a rumour:

1:egg:the creative mind{may or may not be female}lays many tiny eggs.a tiny idea hatches out of its egg.

2:larva:the idea eats creative power of mind and grows bigger and bigger.it spins cocoons of media around it.

3:pupa:inside the cocoon the idea develops.

4:the idea finally becomes a rumour.

note:i may have just bored you all….sorry for that.i had almost forgotten the fact that i am not a writer{and i cant write things like that..like birth of a rumour….these are for specialist}and that i am writing this blog is only because

“the words are easy when the language is love”

i like jennifer aniston so much that…….

JENNIFER ANISTON AND RUMOURS:

i hate these rumour mongers..somedays ago when they said that david arquette had given an ultimatum to cox to chose him or jen….i was shocked.how can anyone not want jen to be around?when jen is around its just like heaven{’just like heaven’just reminded me of resse witherspoon..and that poll.resse topped the list with a personal appeal rating of 74% .and jen with 70% was far ahead of jolie.brad pitt must be listening.}

and now these pics of jen and cox happy together …celebrating happy new year{these rumour mongers nedd a HAPPY NEW EAR to listen to what david is saying now.}thanks david.

and then they said that jen was pregnant.i even started waiting for the sweetest baby of the century.

and jason lewis..and mystery man……

CONCLUSION:

just as jen is a part of my life….rumours are a part of her life.

AND NOW A SWEET RUMOUR

friends,

why not our own little sweet rumour.{its not a rumour..its my dream}spread this rumour people..email this story to as many people as you can:

“jennifer aniston read my blog and she liked it so much that she has invited me to her birthday this feburary”

note:its just a joke..i am not good at spreading rumours.{but it explains why i am writing this blog}

A REQUEST:

jen fans…read this jen fan blog{i write it at blogger}:

Sunday, January 6, 2008

jennifer aniston..rumor has it and rumours

the oxfords advanced learners dictionary defines rumour as:”a piece of information ,or a story that people talk about ,but that may not be true”

for me :”rumour is something which doesnt matters at all{except when its about jennifer aniston}”

and for jen:”i believe rumours are something which makes her laugh…..{am i pregnant..i didnt knew that}”

……………..IF YOU WANT TO READ IT..HERE IS THE LINK FOR YOU:www.jennow.blogspot.com

note:if you are a jen fan ..and you have anything to say about her..just mail it at afoeoeoe@gmail.com .i will copy paste it in my blog.

THANKS FRIENDS.

LAST WORD:

you may have heard it:

“if i could rearrange the alphabets i would put I and JEN together.”

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jennifer aniston’s topless photo

January 5, 2008 by animeshkumar

Friday, January 4, 2008

jennifer anistons topless photo

a thing of beauty is a joy for ever…
{and matt le blanc is joey for ever}

ok..i know it was a bad joke..but there are worse jokes than this..like calling aniston as maniston.

{note:if you want to read more ..here is the link to this blog:www.jennow.blogspot.com}

friends and jen fans,

when i was writing that blog at blogger..i was feeling a bit uneasy.i am a still 20..and more comfortable writing about memorable episodes of friends..jennifer aniston…and rachael …and…..

i had never written anything serious in my life before.in fact i hadnt written anything before{except some essays and letters and applications in school}…but in november2007 i writing started writing some blogs about jen..and here i am.

since i am a jen fan..99.99% time i use google search is to find something about her…{the last time i used google search was to find something about jason lewis…believe me people..i hadnt heard of this man before..may be because i am a jen fan and she is the world to me..noone else matters}

what i wanted to say here and at blogger is that :”i was shocked to find about some bloggers… no only they are writing anything about jennifer aniston{for example pms-bitch at blogger}but some of them also published topless photos of jen.”

ok..i know”TO ERR IS HUMAN ..JEN DIVINE”

jen may forgive you people but not me.

if jen said no ..that means no.if she doesnt wants her topless photos to be published then who the hell can publish it?

jen,

i havent yet seen that photo…but you look great in every pic i have seen you.

only if you will read my blog someday.

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happy new year:jennifer aniston

January 1, 2008 by animeshkumar

i live in india.

i am a very big fan of jennifer aniston.

{i believe..if ever i had an option to describe myself in only two sentences ..these two sentence would be the one for me.ok..at present i am at wordpress and there is no such restriction..but i cant find a third sentence to describe me.}i have never been in newspapers for any reason{good or bad}..i have never won any awards{this is not totally true as once i got a consolation prize in a painting competition}.but that was 90% luck…8% organisers mistake..and 4% talent.omg..it adds to 102%.i told you ..i am weak at maths.

ok..now lets get serious..the last paragraph was a joke..{what?you didnt laughed?…laugh people..we dont need a joke to laugh..laughter is the best medicine and instead of hospitals there should be laugh-pitals.

AN EPISODE OF F.R.I.E.N.D.S. A DAY..KEEPS DOCTOR AWAY.

and friends ..you must all have by now..figured my character sketch..despite the many defects i have ..and the wrong choices i have made{chosing carrer streams..colleges..brands}i am satisfied that there are people more dumb than me..how else you explain the fact that bad pit left jennifer aniston for jolie.

and i have to go people{to watch another episode of friends}

thanks jennifer aniston.

and happy new year

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Hello world!

December 31, 2007 by animeshkumar

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!

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a fan of jennifer aniston

planet aniston

jennifer aniston and david spade

Tuesday, January 15, 2008